Coffee makes me Poop (Adult Apron) in various colors

$19.98

Shipping to United States: $5.95


* Embellished/Embroidered in Long Beach, CA., Ships Same day in most cases
* Comfortable 30"L x 27"W and adjustable neck strap
* Launders easily, no shrinking, fading or ironing needed.
* Full Pocket Divided
* Blended 65/35 Poly/Cotton
High quality cotton/poly blend apron embroidered with the perfect saying to make a statement at your next party. Fully adjustable to accommodate both larger and smaller builds
Various Colors embroidered with white thread.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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