Be nice to me or I'll poison your food (Adult Apron)
$19.98
* Embellished/Embroidered in Long Beach, CA., Ships Same day in most cases
* Comfortable 30"L x 27"W and adjustable neck strap
* Launders easily, no shrinking, fading or ironing needed.
* Full Pocket Divided
* Blended 65/35 Poly/Cotton
High quality cotton/poly blend apron embroidered with the perfect saying to make a statement at your next party. Fully adjustable to accommodate both larger and smaller builds
Various Colors embroidered with white thread and gold crown.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Privacy
We never keep or sell any information from any of our customers. The only time we use the address is for shipping. We never take the phone number down unless you ask us to call you about an order. Otherwise the only contact you may receive is for questions regarding your order through the "Conversation" process.
We do not take credit cards through the website, this is all handled through third party, In this case it would be Etsy. We have NO access to the credit card numbers or any information that was supplied during the checkout process. We only get a notice when the card has cleared and the order should be shipped.
Please call or message us with any questions you may have.
Reviews (43)
Average:
Dec 11, 2025
Looks great and quick shipping!
ERICA ARNETTE
Dec 9, 2025
Great quality, fast shipping and reasonably priced. Highly recommend!
Janette
Nov 25, 2025
Great item, fits well, good quality
Ashley
Nov 13, 2025
I don't leave reviews often but i am more than pleased with both the customer service, shipping and quality of the purchase. I ordered two aprons for my kiddos for Christmas, and I chose these because they are embroidered over just iron on. I loved one of their 'sayings' for one kiddos, but was looking for something specific for another, and I emailed the store and asked them for what I wanted. They were so happy to help, made sure they understood and sent me mock up pictures prior to custom hand embroidering it, and then the next thing I know within just a few days I was shocked to have the package arrive already! And the aprons are thick good quality, with beautiful well done embroidering. I'm so excited to give these as gifts!
Melanie Brown
Nov 13, 2025
I don't leave reviews often but i am more than pleased with both the customer service, shipping and quality of the purchase. I ordered two aprons for my kiddos for Christmas, and I chose these because they are embroidered over just iron on. I loved one of their 'sayings' for one kiddos, but was looking for something specific for another, and I emailed the store and asked them for what I wanted. They were so happy to help, made sure they understood and sent me mock up pictures prior to custom hand embroidering it, and then the next thing I know within just a few days I was shocked to have the package arrive already! And the aprons are thick good quality, with beautiful well done embroidering. I'm so excited to give these as gifts!
Melanie Brown