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These unique aprons are sure to be conversation pieces at any gathering. Perfect for the home entertainer or adventurous gourmet. One for every personality! Fully adjustable to accommodate both larger and smaller builds.

	High quality embroidered cotton/poly blend apron.
	Heavyweight 35%cotton 65% poly blend.
	Comfortable 30"L x 27"W and adjustable neck strap.
	Launders easily, no shrinking, fading or ironing needed.
	Catchy phrases embroidered, not screen printed on chest.
	Full pocket divided.

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