Once you put my meat in your mouth you're going to want to swallow (Adult Apron)

$19.98

Shipping to United States: $5.95

* Embellished/Embroidered in Long Beach, CA., Ships Same day in most cases
* Comfortable 30"L x 27"W and adjustable neck strap
* Launders easily, no shrinking, fading or ironing needed.
* Full Pocket Divided
* Blended 65/35 Poly/Cotton
High quality cotton/poly blend apron embroidered with the perfect saying to make a statement at your next party. Fully adjustable to accommodate both larger and smaller builds.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Privacy

We never keep or sell any information from any of our customers. The only time we use the address is for shipping. We never take the phone number down unless you ask us to call you about an order. Otherwise the only contact you may receive is for questions regarding your order through the "Conversation" process.
We do not take credit cards through the website, this is all handled through third party, In this case it would be Etsy. We have NO access to the credit card numbers or any information that was supplied during the checkout process. We only get a notice when the card has cleared and the order should be shipped.
Please call or message us with any questions you may have.

Reviews (3)

Average:


I spoke with the seller prior to ordering as I was getting it for a friend who is “plus sized plus”. The seller told me it would work and IT DID! He loved it. Always gets him laughs and compliments.


Great service. I made a mistake on the order and he helped me fix it. Quick shipping.


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